Breakfast Links: Great Satan Edition
I risk damnation for you, gentle readers. I risk hell eternal…
At a Utah Republican convention, Don Larsen, the chairman of the that county’s Republican Party, “submitted a resolution warning that Satan’s minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.” Wow. These are the guys making decisions? You gotta give him balls for going this route:
Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to “destroy Christian America” and replace it with “a godless new world order — and that is not extremism, that is fact,” Larsen said.
Illegal aliens are in control of the media. Let that slosh around in the brain for a little bit. This guy thinks that illegal aliens, the group that they shuttle in to pick fruit for way below minimum wage, the group that doesn’t get any health care, they think that they are in control of the media?? And then the a Utah Senator, Howard Stephenson, says this:
I agree with 95 percent of this resolution but it has some language that is divisive and not inspiring other people to its vision
95%?? The Senator? We are so going down.
Fortunately for us all, we now have an easy way to ensure that certain people are damned. YouAreDamned.com lets you quickly and easily damn a soul online! (care of ben) It’s pretty sweet, dunno how it determines the size of the damning, but turns out there’s a lot of damned people out there. Word’em up.
And then this article confused me. So there was that story where the NYU student, Yalincak, conned all kinds of people into investing in his “hedge fund”, investments he promptly embezzled. Lots of embezzling. But then his lawyer, Mickey Sherman, seems to have inappropriately swindled all kinds of money from Yalincak (who was his client). Right? And then his lawyer (Sherman’s lawyer, that is, stay with me) called Yalincak “the ultimate evil person.” Is that some technical lawyerspeak? Does identifying someone as Great Satan then absolve any wrongdoing against him? I need to watch more… ER CSI Grey’s Anatomy ugh, whichever show is the lawyer show.
BONUS link! All this Satan talk needs to be counter balanced… by a “Holy Act of Congress!” Thanks, Robin. We needed that.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:40 am
The “Christian Nation” should just go take over the rest of Lebanon and set up Israel - Part II (Christian edition). That way all the religious nutjobs can concentrate on that one area and leave the rest of the world alone. =p