Breakfast Links: Dinner in the Sky, Working out All Day & Free Implants
Check out this hybrid bungie jump and haute dinner experience, Dinner in the Sky! Basically, it’s a big table (seats 22) where you sit down and they strap you into your chair and then winch you up 160′ with a crane. There you get served all sorts of food while enjoying the view, the breeze and your incredible fear of dropping your fork and killing some innocent passerby below. Hopefully, you also never need to use the restroom because that would be … inconvenient. Unfortunately, they lower the whole table back to the ground when it’s over, you should be given the option to bungie off your chair at the end of the meal. Nothing beats bungie after eating raw oysters, I’d imagine!
Recently we learned that the Mayo Clinic made the stunning, stunning I say, statement that if an overweight office worker used their specially designed “vertical workspace” (which is a treadmill with a lap top attached) and walked all day every day of the year they’d lose weight! Who’d have thought? But now you can get the same benefit with the pedal exerciser right at the convenience of your own horizontal desk! Imagine the looks of envy your co-workers (or cats, as the case may be) will give you as they pass by your desk while you pedal and sweat your way through the day! Sweet!
And speaking of self improvement, check out this website that hooks up men who want to give and women who want to receive. That’s right! Men can incrementally give to women who want to receive any of a variety of free implants. I think it works like this - the women basically blog a little bit and the men pay a small amount of money to be able to comment on their blogs. There are pictures I’m sure. You gotta dig the incentive they offer the men:
Interact with real girls
Personally, I would have gone with some exclamation points in there, maybe re-spelled interact with a few x’s, if you know what I mean. But maybe that’s just me.
May 25th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Wait, but this is the Interweb. I want to interact with middle aged men pretending to be real girls! =p
May 25th, 2007 at 10:01 am
Hey, man, I don’t judge… whatever you want to do from the privacy of your own home… although I wonder what your wife might think! ;)