Well, huh. Palm brings the world the Foleo. It seems to be a laptop. Well, a subnotebook really. A laptop that runs linux. That is “the most exciting product I have ever worked on” that Jeff Hawkins has ever worked on is laptop that runs linux.

Palm may not be aware, but there have been many laptops produced in the past couple years. Granted, most don’t come with Linux, but there are many people who install linux on their laptops. This machine is also heavier and with worse battery life than my now several year old and discontinued (but dearly loved) fujitsu lifebook p1120 and my fujitsu even has a touch screen thrown in.

Palm may also not be aware, but a laptop using a treo as a modem is really great but the mobile carriers are preventing that from happening. Otherwise, we’d have been able to do this all along…

Also, Palm may not realize, but there’s a few laptops out there now that can read Office documents! Yes, it happened recently, but this company microsoft sells software that allows you to read these documents and edit them, too! In addition, some of these laptops also offer the ability to “browse the web” - some use a similar “opera” technology, others use a fire fox or an internext explorer. When using these interwebs, there is a small company called Google that also allows you to read and edit some of these office documents.

Synchronization architecture? Come on! Unless they’re saying that if I’ve got this thing in my backpack on standby mode I can still run applications off of it on my treo and store things from my treo on this thing (i.e. it behaves like an SD card for extra storage) then sure it’s cool and all, but innovative and revolutionary this definitely isn’t. If that was the case and this Foleo becomes a storage and processor hub for other devices (an idea Scott suggested years ago), like mp3 players and phones and whatever, that’s genuinely revolutionary but if that’s the case the whole release should have been talking about that, not talking about the scroll wheel.

I can’t even make this up:

The Foleo mobile companion’s hardware design features elegantly clean lines and forgoes excessive latches and connectors. An innovative scroll wheel, clever forward and back buttons, and a convenient track point enable easy navigation without requiring the user’s hands leave the full-size keyboard.

Look at pics of this, it looks like the old Apple duos. Latchless? Apple’s been doing that forever. Scroll wheels? Extra buttons? Track point? Sure these are all nice features, but innovative it is not.

In all seriousness folks, either I’m missing something or else Hawkin’s and all of Palm are completely bonkers. I think I remember win mobile in like 98 offering subnotebooks with instant on and fast access to applications (i.e. the Clio, which had a lot of the bullet points that the Foleo has except it was available in 1999, touch screen and a folding top so you could use it like a tablet). I don’t see anything coming close to a revolution here. Someone please enlighten me. I am currently totally disillusioned - someone, anyone please re-illusion me.

UPDATE: There’s two things that the optimist in me highlights. The Linux OS could be the linuxified version of Palm OS and this could start appearing on Treo’s near you. That’d be something, although why they’d choose to reveal that on a laptop is a little odd. The other thing is that if it works like a laptop and not a crippled laptop, then $500 for a subnotebook is pretty cheap. I paid just north of $1k for my p1120 and thought I was getting a deal. That’s it, still no revolution, but possible things that might make this not a complete disaster.

UPDATE 2: Wow. It doesn’t do flash video. Or in Hawkins’ own words:

JH Let me be clear—:it will do it, but not well.
WM When?
JH UHHH…In the future.

This device gets lamer and lamer. What’s the opposite of revolutionary? Backwards-in-time-ary? Devolutionary? Something like that.

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