Comments on: Breakfast Links: Beat her cheek!, Action figures & Cooties

By: Wooden Toys

Wooden Toys — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:52:34 +0000

I could use my own action figure.

By: Breakfast Links: Swearing, Pez & Free Rice

Breakfast Links: Swearing, Pez & Free Rice — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:16:36 +0000

[...] wanted to be a scientist, then I found out it was hard, so I switched. But check it, in addition to discovering cooties scientists are now showing that swearing like a sailor in front of your co-workers is the [...]

By: Breakfast Links: Piss-screen, suing the Red Cross & Weird Fish | #comments

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:48:25 +0000

[...] controlling the game using their hands or bottles of water into urinals. Remember that thing about people not wanting to touch gross things? Yeah, that wouldn’t be me with my hands in no urinal. Here’s what I don’t like [...]

By: felix

felix — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:50:08 +0000

Nasty. Just… nasty.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:08:39 +0000

Ehh… I’m pretty sure their definition of sterile doesn’t mean that the cockroach can’t have kids. Speaking of which don’t they eat cockroaches somewhere in the world? And just because I know you loooove cockroaches almost as much as howie likes slapping ladies, I found this wonderful FAQ just for you.

http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/kunkel/cockroach_faq.html

With gems like “What are cockroaches good for?” and “Do cockroaches like to be touched?”

By: howie

howie — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:18:43 +0000

ill slap ANY kinda lady!

By: felix

felix — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:03:15 +0000

Ahh… .fear factor. I remember one episode where the gross food was “thousand year old egg” (it’s not really a thousand years). They were gagging and what not trying to get it down. I used to love that stuff! Eat it all the time with breakfast. I guess it’s all perspective! Still… roaches are gross. Sterile, virile, or what not. :)

Thanks, Howard. :) I know, though, that you just liked it for the excuse it gave you to say moth balls.. And slapping fancy ladies.

By: howie

howie — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:12:26 +0000

sterilizing a cockroach reminds me of that old joke; “ever smell moth balls?” “yeah?” ” how do you get their little legs apart.”

good stuff.

good posting this morning. you got on a roll there.

By: Max Hubris

Max Hubris — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:40:09 +0000

I sometimes wonder how scientists get funding to run these experiments that have such OBVIOUS results. The roach experiment had already been performed and well-documented years ago, BTW. Didn’t those guys ever hear of a little TV show called “Fear Factor”? Jeez!