Greetings and salutations
by ronin
While I make no promises as to the frequency and quality of my posts while Felix is out cavorting this week, I will, at the very least, try to not make too much of a mess. Continuing Kirk Unit’s Asian theme and combined with Felix’s love of all things 4-legged and furry, I present, for your consideration, two “only from the land of the Rising Sun” products/services:
1. For the entirely reasonable sum of USD$158, you too can dress your cat up like… wait for it… Hello Kitty!!! “Why?” you might ask. Don’t question, just do.
2. And for the rest of you “sure I may have to pick up their poop for their entire lives but at least I don’t have to put them through college” folk, get a load of this gas “oxygen” chamber for your favorite pooch. Not sure why it’s marketed to dogs since it appears that you can fit just about any pet (and probably some small humans too) in there.
Ahh… Japan, taking pet ownership to the next level.
July 31st, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I wonder if I could fit into the oxygen tank…
July 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I think, or at least I hope that both these products would be illegal in the US. If you dress up your dog, the owner should have to wear the same thing in human size of course, in public whenever the dog is dressed. This would most likely only stop a quarter of these nut jobs but hey, it’s a start.
As for the Oxygen tank, just owning one of these implies that your placing your pet in some seriously messed up situations. They can’t appritiate sensory deprivation techniques, so I assume your putting them in a low oxygen environment? People are blasting their dogs into space? Wait, okay, that’s cool.