I mean, really. Like Colligan is for Palm, Ballmer is a boat anchor tieing Microsoft down. What Microsoft needs is a change of culture - they need a better vision for their direction and to be able to move more nimbly. They’ve proven they can do it with XBox, but so far it’s an isolated success. Check it, I just ran across this piece with some choice words from Ballmer.

I think these things [social networks] are going to have some legs, and yet there’s a faddishness, a faddish nature about anything that basically appeals to younger people

Has he confused all social networks with MySpace? That is, he has decided that only kidz use any social network? I know most teens I know are avid LinkedIn users. Wait, no they aren’t. Facebook is heavily, heavily skewing older in age. Or does younger people mean younger than Ballmer and that Ballmer is really only interested in the senior citizen demographic?

He goes on to say this in reference to Facebook in particular:

there was little in the way of technology to justify the lofted valuation attached to a site expected to achieve revenues of only $150 million this year.

Um.. so why is he valuing Facebook at $10 billion? Is that increasing shareholder value? Investing in a severely over valued company? That he must believe, by his own statements, is faddish and liable to go down at any time?

Then he hits this beauty which shows his complete detachment from reality. It must be nice to live in Ballmer land with the fairy penguins and pixie dust:

There can’t be any more deep technology in Facebook than what dozens of people could write in a couple of years. That’s for sure

Sooooo…. Microsofts position is that the only good technology is really old technology? Or technology that takes a really long time to write? If he believes this, why doesn’t microsoft hire a couple dozen engineers and make one themselves? They’ve got tons of technology and synergies to leverage. They should be able to make a Facebook killer toute suite. I guess it explains how long it took them make and how good they made Vista!

And check out this one:

Mr Ballmer also noted that sites such as Geocities, an online community that was bought for $3 billion by Yahoo! in 1999, at the height of the dot-com boom, “had most of what Facebook has.”

I can’t even keep writing this post. This all off in crazy land.

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