In case you didn’t believe that being pretty helps you get by, check out this video of Riyo Mori showcasing the intelligence that you’ve come to expect from the pageant system. She leaves all her ID at home as they discover when they’re at the airport, because who knew you’d need some form of ID there? The kicker? The flight agent accepts her Miss Universe sash as ID. No supervisor, no conferring amongst the flight agenterati, the guy holds the sash for a moment and then says, “ok.” And there you have it.

The best parts come about 30 seconds in, when first she tells her fellow travelers that she doesn’t have id… and in the midst of their incredulity, does a little twirl. Awesome. Only seconds after the twirl the news breaks to their herder who has the best look of disbelief in her eyes. I suspect that that lady will have that look a lot.

You know you’re in trouble when Miss Teen USA thinks you’re a dumbass. (via tokyomango)

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