Afternoon Duhhhh… Riyo Mori gets by on good looks… and Miss Universe Sash
In case you didn’t believe that being pretty helps you get by, check out this video of Riyo Mori showcasing the intelligence that you’ve come to expect from the pageant system. She leaves all her ID at home as they discover when they’re at the airport, because who knew you’d need some form of ID there? The kicker? The flight agent accepts her Miss Universe sash as ID. No supervisor, no conferring amongst the flight agenterati, the guy holds the sash for a moment and then says, “ok.” And there you have it.
The best parts come about 30 seconds in, when first she tells her fellow travelers that she doesn’t have id… and in the midst of their incredulity, does a little twirl. Awesome. Only seconds after the twirl the news breaks to their herder who has the best look of disbelief in her eyes. I suspect that that lady will have that look a lot.
You know you’re in trouble when Miss Teen USA thinks you’re a dumbass. (via tokyomango)








October 16th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Stop acting like you never got on a flight, got back stage, scored perfect on the SAT’s, got into the club, won the raffle, skated with Brian Boytanno, Stage dove and got away with it or got out of a ticket because of your good looks Felix.
October 16th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
It’s true. My good looks also allow me to fly so quickly that I can make the earth spin the other way thus making time move backwards. It’s a gift, yes… but it is also a curse.