Adsense Nonsense: FukkenWax??
I spied this in the adsense next to my gmail.

Needless to say, I clicked on it because I couldn’t believe that this was an actual product and not a mock 80’s metal band or even honest branding for personal lubricant. Nope, it’s auto wax. If I was a car guy who used such products, I’d totally get it just so I could talk about it. “Yeeaup. Just Fukkenwaxed the ol’ girl.”








November 6th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I’m pretty damn sure I’ve heard of something called “Sex Wax” too. Used on surf boards I think.
November 7th, 2007 at 7:25 am
Doug! Yeah, but I think there’s definite intention involved in the naming of sex wax. Heh!
November 9th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Wax has always had peculiar naming conventions for some reason. Probably because your buying wax, which is pretty ridiculous anyway. The sex wax you are referring to is called Mr. Zoggs. http://www.sexwax.com/
They have been around forever. Currently I use a wax on my snowboard called “One Ball Jay” and I don’t want to know why it;’s called that, it just works.