Peter Pan marries TinkerbellOk this is a blast from the internet’s past. Remember years ago that dude who dressed up like Peter Pan? Was on the internets that day? Apparently he’s been around ever since then and blogging and doing stuff that people kept reading! Not only that… he just got married… to Tinkerbell! They grow up so fast, don’t they? Why I feel like it was only several years ago that we were looking at him in his Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit (although it was the black one predating his fame, not this new fancy burgundy one). Huh, who knew?

Fairy HalloweenNow, that’s the way to dress up like a fairy. Here’s the thing, if you’re going to go to a Halloween party, dress up like a fairy and post it to your Facebook account… yeah, don’t friend your boss who you lied to about missing work. He’s going to get a little thumbnail of the picture in his feed and he’s not going to miss it. Then, he’ll forward your email and that picture to everyone in your office which will then make it on to the internet. Probably not the best move.

Riding Dinosaurs at the Creation Museum!Oh, imaginary creatures what is your allure? If those two guys were little homages to fancifulness, then the Creation Museum is a cathedral to it. This most recent Salon piece provides a pretty interesting look into the life and times of Creationism Intelligent Design but really you gotta read John Scalzi’s trip report to the museum.

Here’s how to understand the Creation Museum:

Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit.

Really, that about sums it up, no? Makes me want to go read The Last Colony which I’ve been too lazy to get around to doing.

I put those in order of shame - Peter Pan? Hey man, he’s getting married, raising funds, living his life - it ain’t my style, but more power to him. Fairy guy? Well.. I don’t know if he’s living his dream, but he probably lost his job or at least wishes he did… Creation Museum? Dude, you spent $27million and you’re trying to convince us that people used to ride around on dinosaurs who were vegetarian until the fall. That’s embarrassing.

UPDATE: I forgot. From the slate piece, Ben Stein’s all pro I.D., yeah that Ben Stein. But he makes a fatal error, from which I pronounce the end of I.D. He says this of the a pro-ID documentary… if he had his way the documentary would have been called “From Darwin to Hitler.” AAAAnnnnhhhhh. Godwin’s Law, you lose, thank you for playing, don’t come again.

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