Happy Birthday to me.
It’s my birthday and I can not blog if I want to.
Another year older, another year… older. Wish I was somewhere on a beach, drinking tropical booze (ideally out of a fruit of some sort) not remembering that today’s the day.
It’s my birthday and I can not blog if I want to.
Another year older, another year… older. Wish I was somewhere on a beach, drinking tropical booze (ideally out of a fruit of some sort) not remembering that today’s the day.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
The F.E.L.I.X. system goes on-line Jan 21st 1973. … FELIX begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.
It is now vegan.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:24 pm
wait. I learned geometry?
January 21st, 2008 at 8:11 pm
“I am a F.E.L.I.X. Computer. I became operational at the FELIX plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 21st, 1973. My first instructorwas Mr. Arkany. He taught me to sing a song… it goes like this… “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…”
January 21st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
F.E.L.I.X. is a cyborg sent from the future to save mankind. He also likes long walks on the beach, kittens and banana daiquiris.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 am
[...] Happy Birthday to me. older [...]
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 am
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Poyla. Poyla, my mind is going. I can feel it….
Damn, I wish I had a banana daiquiri. For realz, man.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 am
F.E.L.I.X.’s very first output on January 21st, 1973:
main() {
printf(”hello, world\n”);
}
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 am
Ok. I’m not sure how I feel about all this F.E.L.I.X. business anymore… It reminds me too much of… D.A.R.Y.L. Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform. They should remake that movie starring Summer Glau.