I need your help! For Realz!
You’re my only hope! I will one day move - only the gods know when my building will actually become habitable, the latest tea leaves suggest June or July - and when that happens I’m going to need furniture. And when that happens I’m going to need money. And the best way to get money? That’s right. Win a contest.
The best part? When you vote you too get the chance to win money! But let’s focus here… I need money for nice furnishings for my non-existent home. So please… vote my little chair, and I call it a chair only for historic reasons as it has moved far past the halfway point in the continuum from chair to scratching post for Caitlin, nevertheless vote it as the ugliest chair in the land and in doing so help me live in the life style to which I would like to become accustomed to.
Oh, and get your friends/minions to vote also. It’s super fun to vote. Super fun. If I win you’ll have my undieing gratitude, which is not to say that I will become undead, only my gratitude. Immortal gratitude enhanced by the comfort of my mortal butt on a really comfy couch, a couch that you might one day enjoy the pull-out-bedness of. And if I don’t win. Well… let’s just say, I know your ip address…
Hmm.. here’s the link again, in bold, just in case you missed it before.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 pm
You got my vote brother!
March 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Hey, Dom! Thanks a lot! I’ve got my fingers crossed. Turns out furniture’s daaamn expensive. :)
March 24th, 2008 at 10:45 am
BoConcepts??? No wonder you need help. Furnishing an entire apt with their stuff is like taking out a second mortgage.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Heh, well… I won’t furnish the whole apt with their goods, just a few key bits of it. :)
March 27th, 2008 at 9:13 am
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