Breakfast Links: Eagle Cam, BERZERKER™ & UK Orgy
Ok, so it’s clear I like the animal cams. What can I say… I like invading the privacy of wild beasts. Today we bring you the 24/7 Eagle Cam! Focused on a nest - at some point this pairs going to lay eggs and then you know what happens. That’s it… chicks. So stay tuned on the cam, you know you want to…
If, however, these Eagle’s non-egg-laying-so-far slacker ways make you crazy, you might consider learning the ancient art of viking hand-to-hand combat with the BERZERKER™ dvds! That’s right, this is a style suited for anyone who from military to law enforcement officers down to you the lowly civilian. Even if you’re already learning a less effective martial arts style, this can help supplement that. It includes, but is not limited to Unarmed Viking Combatives as well as Warhammer & Battle Axe - a common need for today’s brutal world. I’ll let Sven sum it up:
WE ALWAYS TRY KILL AND MAIM AND MAXIMUM HUMILIATE ENEMY!!! ALWAYS!!! EVEN WHEN NOT NECESSARY!!!
IN BERZERKER VIKING FIGHTING WE SAY “MAXIMUM MAIMING AND MUTILATION - MINIMUM MERCY AND MODERATION”!!!!
Effective! I would like to see this time honored tradition faced up against Real Ultimate Power in a cage match, to the death.
Nevertheless, I understand that that may be too much for some of you pansies to handle. “But, Felix,” you whine, “I’m all riled up thinking about that eagle sex.” Well, don’t worry, while you’re waiting for that too happen you can think also about british sex. Apparently some UK school’s students decided that the perfect way to end the semester was to have a huge orgy in the village square featuring hundreds of students and people who just wandered by. Here’s a quote:
The event is said to have involved “a disturbingly high number of girls” having sex while they were too drunk to know what they were doing, and also left one boy hospitalised.
One wonders if there would be a heterosexual threshold for which they would have said a disturbingly high number of boys having sex… Also? One boy was hospitalized? Must’ve been some orgy…
March 28th, 2008 at 11:05 am
That BERZERKER stuff is a joke right? I mean the forum stuff is hilarious but you can never be too sure in this day and age. ;-p
March 28th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
If you see me running at you with a warhammer and battle axe, you’ll know it wasn’t a joke… although it’ll be too late for you by then - unless you’ve already ordered the dvd’s….