Afternoon Uhhhhh… Polar bear escape training!
Ah ha! I know you thought this was training for polar bears to escape, but no! This is training for zoo keeps to know what to do when a polar bear escapes! Because apparently, you ought to train for the contingency by dressing up a dude in a cute polar bear suit and tase the crap out of him. Except for the tasing part. But the video’d be funnier, you have to admit, if he got tased.
I’m just saying, wouldn’t poking a polar bear with a stick behind the protection of a light rope net just get you a polar bear sized beating? I mean, if it were me, I’d just go bare knuckles style up on that ursa major. Straight Up.
Well, either that or try and find some meat (or other nearby bystander) and throw it down while I ran and screamed like a baby, while hoping the dude with the tranq was a good shot. One or the other. Just in case you think you don’t have to worry about polar bears escaping.
