Breakfast Links: Car eating rats, Gates and mosquitos & (Chinese) Girls in love
- 2009-02-05
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For those of you who don’t like rats, well you may want to avoid Washington, DC. Yup, they’ve got rats… rats that eat cars. Apparently, they’ve decided, as a species, that cars are delicious, especially such parts as ignition lines and tail lights and what not. Man, what is up with that? And if you think that somehow the city’s going to help figure out how to stop this, you’d be wrong – right now they’re too busy dealing with the bed bug infestation going on. Wow, doesn’t it just make you want to move to DC?
Bill Gates isn’t helping, either. Nope. He decided to release a swarm of mosquitos at his TED panel. What? WHAT? Man, that’s not right. Because if I were there (or my wife, actually) they all would have descended on me (or my wife) and sucked us dry. And then there’d have been a death at TED and that doesn’t do anyone any good. He was trying to prove some point about how malaria affects us all, but if you ask me, unless those mosquitos were malarial it doesn’t prove any point at all except that he’s an annoying man. The problem isn’t getting itchy mosquito bites, it’s you know… disease.
Finally, Ben shared this one with me – pointing out that while the title is Top 10 Signs A Girl Has Fallen In Love With A Man – it’s probably trying to talk about Chinese. Which I sincerely hope is also wrong. There is just so much that is wrong here, you owe it to yourself this morning to check it out… but here’s just a sample of what you can look forward to:
When a guy likes a girl, he will be so nervous his nose will bleed, uncontrollably, yet with just a few words, that girl can effortlessly stop the nosebleed that could not be stopped. This world is very strange, that there can be this kind of kung fu, it truly make us feel so powerless.
I completely did not know that there can be this kind of kung fu in the world. Man.
During this time, however, a girl can’t get too close or other people will suspect that their relationship isn’t proper. But if she is too far away, she won’t be able to smell that man’s mesmerizing scent.
Well, this part seems true to me… I mean, Basketball really was mesmerized by my scent. That’s how I got her to marry me.
