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Ok, this is crazy, some village in India with maybe 2k families has 250 (or maybe 350) sets of twins! How confusing is that? Right? I mean, in some other situation, that would be seen as simply the setup for some crazy porn movie. And yet, not only are there that many twins, but their rate of birth is increasing year to year! I’ll tell you, that must be one hell of a confusing village to live in. In other crazy twin news, a lady has given birth to fraternal twins with different fathers. And she’s married. Dude, how much does that freaking suck?

In disturbing as hell news, a man sat down on a toilet and had his, well, manhood… bitten by a snake. It’s the one time you never want to hear the word “big snake” mentioned in relation to that zone of the body. I’m just saying. I’m totally traumatized, because you know… that’s not what you want to think is going to happen when you sit down on a toilet. To that end, I’ve vowed never to sit again on a toilet and am thankful that the japanese have invented toilet knee pads to make it a more restful experience peeing in to the toilet without having to set on it.

Finally, in actually cool news, the Pirate Bay has come up with an ingenious new acronym. DDO$. Nope, that’s not 1337 speak for DDOS – it’s a distributed denial of dollars attack! It turns out that the prosecuting law firm can accept up to 1000 free money transfers – so the Pirate Bay is asking that instead of sending them donations, send the lawfirm a $0.13 internet payment. If enough people send that in, they’ll have to start paying a fee for each transfer… Those crazy guys!